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Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Good news if you enjoy a glass of wine!


Obesity risk lower in women who had 2 or more drinks a day, study finds

Published: Tuesday, Mar. 9, 2010 - 12:00 am | Page 1B
Ladies – it might be time to stop worrying that the Wednesday night glass of wine is just empty calories.
A new study tracking 20,000 American women through middle age found those who had two or more drinks a day gained less weight than their non-drinking counterparts.
The study is published in the March 8 issue ofArchives of Internal Medicine.
Researchers at Brigham and Women's Hospitalin Boston asked normal-weight women 39 years and older to report their weight and drinking habits. Normal weight for women is defined as abody mass index between 18.5 and 25.
Through the nearly 13 years of follow-up, the women steadily gained weight.
However, women who drank more than 30 grams of alcohol a day – about 2 normal-sized drinks – gained the least weight. They gained on average 3.4 pounds, with the amount of weight gained increasing with decreased alcohol consumption. The non-drinkers gained an average of 8 pounds.
When looking at the risk of becoming obese, any woman who imbibed 15 or more grams of alcohol a day – or 1 or more drinks – would be at lowest risk.
Not all alcohol is equally kind to the waistline. While drinking any kind of alcohol decreased the risk of becoming obese, red wine drinkers were least likely to become obese. Beer and liquor came in second, with white wine having the weakest correlation with declining obesity risk.
The findings oppose the conventional wisdom that alcohol is misspent calories.
"I'm really puzzled by the findings," said UC Davis nutrition professor Judith Stern. "I would think that when people drink something at a cocktail party, their inhibitions are lowered and they get the munchies and eat more."
The study's authors think it's because women might forgo dessert if they have the extra glass of chardonnay.
Additionally, "other studies have shown alcohol consumption in women can induce increasedenergy expenditure," said author Lu Wang, an epidemiologist with the division of preventive medicine at Brigham and Women's Hospital.
It's not likely men exhibit the same self-control. Wang cited past studies showing men who drank tended to put on pounds.
Physique aside, research on alcohol and its health implications is mixed.
Experts agree that moderate drinking may reduce the risk of heart disease and strokes, saidValentina Medici, a gastroenterologist at UC Davis Medical Center.
But she said heavy drinking damages the liver and increases risks of certain cancers.
Furthermore, it's more dangerous for a woman to drink heavily.
"High amounts of alcohol are more toxic for women than men," she said. "Women can get sicker and their liver can be more affected at a younger age."

Call The Bee's Anna Tong, (916) 321-1045.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Check out the three-wheeled Spyder Roadster!

I ran into this guy at the Costco gas pumps and couldn't help but notice his cool ride. He told me all about his Spyder, how fun it is to ride and that you don't even need a motorcycle license to drive one. Read more about there HERE.  I know what I want for Christmas this year!
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Saturday, February 13, 2010

How to clean out your Gmail Inbox!

 Very good article.  I used the techniques and they work great!  Yeaaaa!


How to Clean out Your Gmail Inbox


from wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can Edit

It happened so slowly you hardly noticed. Then one day, you look at your Gmail inbox, and you have hundreds or even thousands of emails, and you have no hope of ever catching up. It seems you have a devil's choice: delete them all and lose the record of all your important emails, or archive them all and keep a bunch of junk you never read for good reason. Luckily, Gmail has some simple but powerful tools to help you search and manage your emails. Here's how to use those tools to quickly and easily clean out an overflowing inbox.

  Steps


  1.   Open your gmail account.
  2.   In the search box, type "in:inbox is:read" (without quotes) and click the Search Mail button. You will now see the 20 most recent emails you have actually read.
  3.   Find the "Select" links just above the table of emails. It will say, "Select: All, None, Read, Unread, Starred, Unstarred".
  4.   Click on the word "All" to select all the emails that match your search. All the emails on the page should now be checked.
  5.   Click the link at the top of the list that says, "Select all conversations that match this search." This will make sure you have selected even the messages that don't fit on the page.
  6.   Click the "Archive" button at the top of the email area. Now all of your read emails have been saved to your archive, where they can be searched but where they won't clutter up your inbox.
  7.   Decide how far back you want to check your unread emails for important messages you might have missed. This will depend on how much time you have to spend on the project, and how fast your unread email tends to accumulate. 1 to 3 months is a good rule of thumb. If the email is older than that, either it was important enough that the sender will try to reach you again, or it no longer matters.  For illustration, let's choose a date of August 1st 2009.
  8.   Type "in:inbox before:2009/08/01" (use whatever date you have chosen) in the search box, and click "Search".  The format of the date is important. It must be in the form YYYY/MM/DD, with all 4 digits of the year listed first, then the month with two digits, and finally the date with two digits.
  9.   Select all of these messages by clicking "All" then "Select all conversations that match this search", just like you did above.
  10.   Take a deep breath, and click "Delete".
  11.   Confirm that you want to delete all messages. All those messages are in your trash. Hooray!
  12.   Click "Inbox" on the navigation bar next to your email list. You should now have nothing but the most recent unread messages.
  13.   Scan through your unread mail for important messages you may have missed.
  14.   Read the important messages, deal with them, and archive them to get them out of your inbox.
  15.   Search for "in:inbox is:unread" to get to all the messages remaining. Select all and delete using the methods described above.
  16.   Congratulate yourself, and resolve to never let your inbox overflow again! Read your emails and respond, archive, or delete them promptly from now on.

  Tips


  • If you want to be more refined about which emails you archive or delete, read about Gmail's other filtering commands (see link below) and use them to search and take action on your email backlog.
  • All the emails you have deleted will be held in your Trash for about a month. If you think of something you might need to recover, you can search the trash by using the search term "in:trash". When you find the message, move it to the archive to save it.

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Thursday, February 11, 2010

About My Last Will and Testament...

I just got this in my email. Seriously-does anyone really fall for this??

"I was led by my good spirit to use you as a partaker of my Last Will and
Testament. It may sound unbelievable but this is just the truth and I honestly
do not want anything from you in return. Please, get back to me for
details.
Mr. Michael P. Anderson"

Let me know if you want his email address. It was sent from Italy and the return email is in China :-)

Thursday, February 4, 2010

I looked up my name in the Urban Dictionary!

Diana
The most popular definition:
The most gorgeous girl you have ever seen.
She has big beautiful eyes and she is small but so cute that you want to pick her up
She smiles all the time and when she smiles it makes you want to smile
She's gorgeous shes is so Diana
Look at those beautiful eyes she is so Diana
The most mystical definition: 
1. an ancient Roman deity, virgin goddess of the moon and of hunting, and protector of women, identified by the Romans with the Greek Artemis.
2. the moon personified as a goddess.
3. (Princess of Wales; Lady Diana Spencer), 1961–97, former wife of Charles, Prince of Wales. 
she definetly looks like a diana
The most practical definition: 
Diana camera is a classic toy camera. A collectible item. It produces weird and dreamy pictures. Dianas have been manifactured somewhere around the 1960's in China.
A Holga is the contemporary Diana of toy cameras.

The wierdest definition: 
somebody who extremly good looking and usually goes to a weird type of school (eg. a private school with boys and girls). a diana ALWAYS has loads of friends and bestie who knows her exreeeemly well. also has beautiful blonde hair which looks great in any other colour because it always shines, too. likes rock, metal, and many other......stuff and is occasionally obsessed with making earrings... unlike her earlier days when she was ALWAYS obsessed with making earrings. PLUS dianas most commonly have purple rooms and are way more awesome than ALL of you!
Guy 1: hey you see that girl over there?
Guy 2: the hot one with the awesomly shiney hair listening to her iPod? with the black top??
Guy 1: yeh her, thats Diana
Guy 2: damn shes beautiful!!
Bestie: back off you perverted freaks why dont you go look at eachother instead of staring at people who are WAAAY out of your league, JEEZ!
Guy 1&2: aaarrrrghh help scary hot chick!! run away!!
The least popular definition:
1) someone who adores goats
2) someone who owns a shoehorn
3) someone who doesn't listen to music
4) someone who can't dance well
1) She really likes goats, she's so diana.
2) Wow, that girl is so diana, she needs a shoehorn to take off her clothes.
3) I hate this song, i must be diana.
4) You can't dance for beans! You are soooo diana!!
(there are a few more online for die-hard Diana fans)

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Annelise singing with Alisha looking on

This little video just cracks me up! Watch Alisha clowning around while Annelise is so earnestly singing to the camera. Classic teenage girls!!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Massive Earthquake Reveals Entire Island Civilization Called 'Haiti' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source



INTERNATIONAL

Massive Earthquake Reveals Entire Island Civilization Called 'Haiti'

JANUARY 25, 2010 | ISSUE 46•04
"Haiti"
Americans laid eyes on actual Haitians for the first time on Jan. 12.Massive Earthquake Reveals Entire Island Civilization Called 'Haiti' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source 


PORT-AU-PRINCE, HAITI—Less than two weeks after converging upon the site of a devastating magnitude 7.0 earthquake, American anthropologists have confirmed the discovery of a small, poverty-stricken island nation, known to its inhabitants as "Haiti." 

Located just 700 miles off the southeastern coast of Florida, the previously unaccounted-for country is believed to be home to an estimated 10 million people.
Even more astounding, reports now indicate that these people have likely inhabited the impoverished, destitute region—unnoticed by the rest of the world—for more than 300 years.
ENLARGE IMAGECapital
Researchers believe this was once the capital, though it's unclear if the Haitian people ever had a truly functional government.
"That an entire civilization has been somehow existing right under our noses for all this time comes as a complete shock," said University of Florida anthropology professor Dr. Ben Oliver, adding that it appeared as if Haiti's citizens had been living under dangerous conditions even before the devastating earthquake struck. "Of course, there have been rumors in the past about a long-forgotten Caribbean nation whose people struggle every day to survive, live in constant fear of a corrupt government, and endure such squalor and hunger that they have resorted to eating dirt. But never did we give them much thought."
Added Oliver, "Had it not been for this earthquake, I doubt we would have ever noticed Haiti at all."
Though anthropologists said they still did not know much about Haiti's history, they claimed that, by observing the Haitians' reactions to this particular disaster, and studying the way the people had come together and taken solace in one another's sorrows, it appeared as if most of them were accustomed to tragic, even horrific, events.
Researchers also came to the "startling" conclusion that Haiti's inhabitants must have at some point in their history been exposed to the English language, as many seemed capable of uttering such phrases as "Help us," and "Please don't abandon us again."
ENLARGE IMAGE"Haiti" Settlement
"They are normal people just like you and me," said Harvard University's Aimee Coughlin, who before last week had never come across any mention of the struggling island republic, whether in conversation, on television, or while scanning the front pages of newspapers. "They communicate with one another, they have families and loved ones, and they value religion. However, judging by the way they are fending for themselves—a position they seem almost resigned to—it's clear these mysterious Haitian people don't have much else."
According to Coughlin, the Haitian civilization was discovered on the night of Jan. 12, when relief workers were rushed to several resorts in the Dominican Republic to see if any American tourists had been injured in the quake. During an aerial tour of the island of Hispaniola, members of the Red Cross noticed signs of human life coming from Haiti.
"When we first landed there, I thought, 'No person could possibly live here,'" Oliver said. "Not only did the arid landscape look incapable of sustaining any sort of agriculture, but there was absolutely no infrastructure either. Had we known about this desperate, desperate place sooner, perhaps we could have shared some of our technological advancements with them."
"I've vacationed just miles away in beautiful St. Kitts many times," Oliver added. "Never did anyone say anything about this Haiti place."
Members of the world community were equally shocked at the discovery of such an impoverished civilization. U.N. representatives noted that Haiti's location puts it in the direct path of recent natural disasters such as Hurricanes Jeanne, Hanna, and Ike, disasters that probably caused massive flooding, disease, and death.
Likewise, leaders from a number of Western nations announced Tuesday that they were dumbfounded to learn people were still living without decent shelter, hospitals, or regular access to food and water.
"They must have had no way of communicating with the outside world, because had we known about these Haitians, we would have done everything in our power to help them," U.S. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said. "Of that I have no doubt."



Who would have known??? lol



p.s. my heart and prayers go out to Haiti (so please don't think I am being insensitive!) but I wanted to share the sarcasm in the article since it does the raise a good question: where was everyone BEFORE the earthquake? It's always been known what a devastatingly poor country Haiti is, and it's just too bad we had to wait to have thousands of lives lost before some real change starts to happen over there....or hopefully so!

This is so bad it's funny - from "the onion"


VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

Oh boy...this is priceless! From "the onion"


New Law Requires Women To Name Baby, Paint Nursery Before Getting Abortion

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Conan's Goodbye


Very nicely said. Conan is a class act. There sure is something in taking the high road.  I liked his words on cynicism too, good to remember!

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

It's Kitty Cartoon Tuesday!

Some of my favorite kitty cartoons. The first is from "the oatmeal" blog - one of the funniest blogs I have read. Be sure to check out the post about being a graphic designer - just as true for photographers! The next I posted here before, but I just like it so much I couldn't resist - or as the tee shirt says, "resistance is futile"
Last is one of my all time favorite cartoonists, Gary Larson. I love the dog praying the corner, and the curious cat following the signs to the "cat fud"
Have a great day!





Saturday, January 9, 2010

Silly shirts I like



Anyone who knows me, knows that I very warped sense of humor. Here are some shirts I would like to have to celebrate the New Year. 


Here's one gun you need not fear!


Friday, December 11, 2009

Annelise at the Nutcracker!




Annelise and I had the good fortune to invited on opening night to the Nutcracker Ballet at the Sacramento Community Center.  We had a lovely girls night out.  Thank you Natalee!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!!




 True Stories From The Butterball Turkey Hotline


* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to
find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer
the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the
bird weighed. The woman responded, "I don't know, it's still
running around outside."

* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn't
Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California
wanted to know how to roast a turkey for a vegetarian menu

* Then there's the time a lady was picking through the frozen
turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough
for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get
any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


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The Silver Lining to the Burning Question
You Burnt the Bird?
A Dozen Reasons to Be Thankful!

  • Salmonella won't be a concern
  • No one will overeat.
  • Everyone will think it's Cajun Blackened.
  • Uninvited guests will think twice next year.
  • Your cheese broccoli lima bean casserole will gain newly found appreciation.
  • Pets won't pester you for scraps.
  • The smoke alarm was due for a test.
  • Carving the bird will provide a good cardiovascular workout.
  • After dinner, the guys can take the bird to the yard and play football.
  • The less turkey Uncle George eats, the less likely he will be to walk around with his pants unbuttoned.
  • You'll get to the desserts quicker.
  • You won't have to face three weeks of turkey sandwiches.
    Source: Craig Boldman and Pete Matthews, authors of Every Excuse in the Book: 714 Ways to Say "It's Not My Fault."
Silly Thanksgiving Jokes!


Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?

'Cause they wear their belts on their hats!


What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?

Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!



What is the Turkey's favorite black tie celebration?

The Butter Ball



How does a Turkey drink her wine?

In a gobble-let



How many turkeys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one but it takes 5


Did you hear about the X-rated turkey?

It's served with very little dressing.



What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?

A turkey sand-witch



What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth Rock!



Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!


Why do turkeys eat so little?

Because they are always stuffed!



What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?

He played his drumsticks!


The Turkey Popped Out of the Oven


The Turkey popped out of the oven
and rocketed in to the air;
It knocked every plate off the table
and partly demolished a chair.
It ricocheted into a corner
and burst with a deafening boom,
Then splattered all over the kitchen,
completely obscuring the room.
It stuck to the walls and the windows,
it totally coated the floor,
There was turkey attached to the ceiling,
where there had never been turkey before..
It blanketed every appliance,
it smeared every saucer and bowl;
There wasn't a way I could stop it;
that turkey was out of control.
I scraped and I scraped with displeasure
and thought with chagrin as I mopped,
That I would never again stuff a turkey
with popcorn that hadn't been popped.
written by Jack Prelutsky




Monday, November 16, 2009

Love this WootShirt!!

Dang...and I'm so annoyed with myself for missing the sale on this tee shirt. WootShirt.com only sells one shirt a day, then it's gone. And I missed it!!


Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Happy Birthday, Annelise!


Annelise's 15th birthday at Scott's Seafood on the River!

Friday, October 30, 2009

Woot Shirt does it again!

"Sperm Whales make great Seamen!"


NSFW (Not Safe For Whales)

http://shirt.woot.com/

2nd place in Derby #118: Visual Puns, with 1103 votes!

PETER, A BOY FROM NANTUCKET: A whale! I’ve sighted a whale! Aye, there’s her spout now! Just off the port bow! A whale, boys, a whaaale!
CAPTAIN BALZAC: Make haste, ye lazy dogs! Ye heard the boy! An extra ration of whiskey for the hand that kills the whale! Stand by the braces! Man the boats! Say, what kind of a whale be she, lad?
PETER: Uh… you know.
CAPTAIN BALZAC: I surely don’t, lad. You’re in the crow’s-nest; you tell me.
PETER: It’s, uh… that is… It’s a…
CAPTAIN BALZAC: Right whale? Pilot? Humpback?
PETER: Sp… a sp… It’s a sp…
CAPTAIN BALZAC: Oh, for the love of Mary, lad, sperm. Sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm. You’ll never make it in this business if ye’re embarrassed to say “sperm.”
PETER: Aye, cap’n.
CAPTAIN BALZAC: That’s just what they’re called. Sperm whales. It’s a perfectly innocent name. Let’s hear ye say it.
PETER: Uh, right now, cap’n?
CAPTAIN BALZAC: Yes, now! Sperm! Sperm! Sperm! Spit it out!
PETER: Sp-spit it out?
CAPTAIN BALZAC: SPERM! SPERM! Land sakes, boy, how old are you? What kind of seaman do you expect to make?
PETER: I beg your pardon, sir?
CAPTAIN BALZAC: WHAT KIND OF SEAMAN WILL YOU MAKE?
PETER: I’m not, uh… sure. Are there many different kinds?
CAPTAIN BALZAC: What, are ye afraid to become a sailor? Ashamed of the sailor’s life? Worried what your folks will think if ye come home with a salty mouth?
PETER: Uh, maybe you're right, sir. Could you guys just drop me off at Nantucket? I think I've had my fill of seamen for one lifetime.
FIRST MATE CHISHOLM: Captain, the whaleboats are ready! Are you coming?
CAPTAIN BALZAC: No, but I sure am excited!
Wear this shirt: sailing, sailing.
Don’t wear this shirt: as part of a cetacean-themed outfit that incorporates an exposed “whale tail.”
This shirt tells the world: “Heh! Heh! ‘Sperm.’ Heh!”
We call this color: Salty Asphalty
Thanks Woot Shirt! for another memorable piece of apparel!

Friday, October 9, 2009

Aww, Based On A Twue Stowwy



When a Nashville t-shirt designer and his wife found a mother cat and her five kittens, they all learned a lesson about caring, compassion, and Craigslist. The couple rescued them, named them, tamed them – loved them. And then, in a gesture of love that Sting would appreciate, set them free to live at other people’s houses. Except the mom cat, which they kept. And they owed it all to a snazzy graphic ad the designer made and posted on Craigslist.

Then he turned it into a t-shirt design so he could cash in on their adorability, probably without giving the cats a dime in royalties.

Wear this shirt: only if you promise to get it spayed and keep it current on its shots. Oh, and don’t let it out of the house. It’s an indoor shirt.

Don’t wear this shirt: unless you have kittens to give away. Nobody likes a cat-tease.

This shirt tells the world: “The cutest, sweetest, shnookumsest things in life are free. Yes, they are! Yes, they are!”

We call this color: Orange Tabby.
Thanks to http://shirt.woot.com/

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

A hand colored portrait of my mom from 1943

Jeannie Chase, taken in Seattle WA, 1943. Grandma was going to send my mom's photo to Hollywood as they were looking for a new Shirley Temple, but Grandma became ill with TB and spent the next 7 years in a TB sanitarium.


You know your bouquet is too big when...


This picture just cracks me up everytime I see it.  What a fun wedding that was!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

It's a Happy Birthday!!

El Burro’s Revenge from www.wootshirt.com
“Please, please! I’m telling you, the candy’s inside me but even if you can get it out it won’t be any good anymore!”

They saw their brother strung up before a bloodthirsty crowd. They watched, helpless, as he was brutally beaten to death for a handful of cheap sweets. They wept as his remains were tossed casually into a dumpster. And they swore that the murderer would never see another birthday.


Wear this shirt: to show your solidarity with PETPMA, People for the Ethical Treatment of Papier-Mâché Animals.

Don’t wear this shirt: to children’s birthday parties. Or anywhere else children might be. Or the parents of children. Just throw it in your drawer and forget about it, pretty much.

This shirt tells the world: “Not so tough when the bat’s in the other hoof, are you?”

I LOVE Wootshirt!!